Friday, October 15, 2010

Good News

Here's some good news. Since every talking-head sports journalist has already conceded game 3 of the ALCS to Cliff "The Chosen One" Lee and decreed that A.J. Burnet is simply too wild to be safely allowed to take the mound in game 4, MLB has decreed the Yankees will begin the series down 0 - 2 and that it will be only necessary to play games 1 and 2 and games 5, 6 and 7 if required.

I expect that the World Series will be cancelled and awarded to the Philles after they dispatch the Giants because neither the Yankees nor Rangers could possibly win 4 games against Halladay, Hamel, and Oswalt.

Well that certainly cuts down on overly long games and November baseball in the northeast.

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