In keeping with the season, with a renewed to commitment to making only comments that are as fair and balanced as FoxNews, aware that Santa knows who has been naughty or nice, and in dire fear of Chad calling me bad names, here is the nicest thing any New York Giants, Philadelphia Eagles or Washington (Insert Favorite Racial Epithet Here) fan has said about the Dallas Cowboys this century:

“If Tony Romo is done for the season I could feel for Cowboys fans if it weren’t for owner, general manager, chief-architect-of-a-mediocre-over-rated-team, and obnoxious-ego-maniac Jerry Jones, Head Coach (Yes, Jerry), Jason (Of course, Jerry) Garrett (I love you, Mr. Burns… I mean Jerry), Defensive Coach (????) Lane  Kiffin’s Dad (The defense is the most offensive part of the team)… and that they’re in Dalla$. Otherwise…”

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