Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Super Nova

When the first three batters in the lineup go 7 – 11, that’s a good thing, unless your talking strikeouts. Gardner, Swisher, and Teixeira led an all-star cast of fan dancers to the plate last night combining for two hits and seven K’s. They were ably supported by a hapless group of swingers who contributed an additional eight K’s in a loss to Toronto – or, more specifically, Jose Bautista’s 39th and 40th homeruns.

Impressive start for Nova, who, FYI, has pitched more innings this year than anyone on the Yankee staff other than CC Sabathia.

Random question…

Is Joe Girardi an immigrant from the planet Boring? The only item of interest in any Girardi interview is counting the number of times he snort-laughs.

Who really misses watching A-Rod?

Does Picasner really need the assistance of others in bashing umpires? ConnecticutYankee must be a relative.

Was Meals the cause of 12 Yankee K’s or was it Morrow’s wicked slider?

So Picasner thinks Damon will be disingenuous if he signs with Boston for a pile of money? Didn’t The P sell his soul to the guvmint this census season for just a bit less?

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