Congratulations to the Three
Sgt. Schultzs of Baseball, Cox, LaRussa and Torre, on their induction into the
HOF; The Three Little Schultzs managed throughout the Steroid Era and "saw nothing" and "knew nothing" while their players juiced
away.
Tonight, I was looking in the
Yankee lineup for someone that pitchers would fear coming to the plate. Nope.
No one there.
My lovely daughter-in-law
Christine, a former college soccer player at Nazareth and still a huge soccer
fan asked me, “How can you argue that baseball is less boring to watch than
baseball?”.
I pointed out that I have never
made that argument to her or anyone else, that an inning of baseball is, at best, punctuated
equilibrium, a great opportunity to eat roasted meat in a bun
and drink a favorite beverage at worst… and that is pretty darn good.
What I have argued is that while
both provide long stretches of inaction, soccer tries to fool you into thinking
that something is happening when it isn’t but baseball is honest, makes
little pretense and is right upfront about it with strolls around the mound, strolls around the batters box, exciting forms of theatrical entertainment including obsessive seed-spitting, groin-pulling, ritualized equipment adjustment and the occasional bench clearing brawl.
(Of course LT and I will drive from Victor
to Philadelphia to watch if and when their soon-to-be papoose chooses to play…
either.)
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