Monday, February 14, 2011

Happy Valentine's Day

The greatest love is a mother's, then a dog's, then a sweetheart's. Polish proverb

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. Zsa Zsa Gabor

How did sex get to be dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican. Will Durst

If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books. Alan King

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your name. Advice to Joan Rivers from her mother

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. Oscar Wilde

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