Sunday, November 14, 2010

It Must Be Love

Attila the Hun Wins Nobel Peace Prize

Donald Trump's Hair Returns to Home Planet

I’ve been trying to think of events more unlikely than Derek Jeter being awarded the Gold Glove for last year’s performance… and it’s hard to do. But, hey, if the veterans can put Bill Mazeroski in the Hall of Fame is it any more bizarre for the managers to put a Gold Glove on an aging Jete?

As the mountain of dirt grows higher around The Auburn Football Corporation, aka Auburn University, and one of its recent purchases, Cam Newton, isn’t it time for the NCAA to once again trot out Coach K(A$H) to reassure us that bags full of money have no negative effect on college sports or on the institutions that pass them around (under cover of boosters, of course)?

Did Brian Cashman realy sing “I’m Just an Okie from Manhattan” to Cliff Lee on his recent love visit to Arkansas?

And finally, the Picasner-I-Pick-U-Pick-We-All-Pick Sweepstakes question for the 2010 – 11 NCAA basketball season brought to you through the generosity of Kleenex Tissues and Roto-Rooter.

Question: How many times during the regular season will cameramen catch SU head coach Jim Boeheim exploring the deepest recesses of his prominent proboscis with a naked finger? Send your answer to Picasner-I-Pick-U-Pick-We-All-Pick Sweepstakes, Picasner Plaza, Snotsville, NY.

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