Thursday, February 06, 2014

Let It Snow, Pizza (Man, it’s hot out!)

Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow 

New Yorkers were amused at all the fuss about a COLD WEATHER CLIMATE SUPER BOWL! The weather, like the Bronco’s performance, was not a problem for the Seahawks.

More interesting is any explanation of just why the 2014 Winter Olympics are being held in Sochi, a location with a sub-tropical climate, where every flake of snow on event venues will be man made, in a region where a bloody civil war has been waged for a decade and continues, in a country where a rock band and former billionaire were released from prison in an attempt to clean up VP’s rep prior to the games and where LBGT’s are systematically brutalized.

Vlad-The-Putin is certainly the ‘can-do’ guy.

Pizza! Pizza!
(Posted on FB by a young family friend)

“Hi, I'm Rick Smith.

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The secret is Paladino's pizza.

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PS – Paladino’s is the best pizza west of NYC.

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