In spite of herculean efforts of incompetence, Jason Varitek was unable to match Ortiz's lofty efforts at totally sucking, leaving 7 men stranded in his 1 - 6 mess.
More encouraging than the inability of these two broken down juicers is the 5+ ERA of the Boston starters.
Joe Girardi and Terry Francona vie for the leading roles in the sequel Dumb and Dumber: The Line Up, continuing to bat Teixera and Ortiz in the 3 hole. Girardi wins the lead role as Dumber by batting a clearly not ready (even Picasner's pin-stripped clouded eyes recognized this) A-Roid 4th.
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