Friday, May 29, 2009

7 Steps to Chad Picasner

After commenting on Picasner’s view of most things baseball and all things pinstriped, I’m frequently asked, "Vod,  how is it that you continue to hang with someone you find so obviously confused, biased, and annoying?" Yes, he is all of those things when discussing Yankeedom, but do not be mistaken, I have seen behind the  pinstriped shroud that our Peerless Picasner wraps himself in and found the 7 levels of universal knowledge that is Chad Picasner!

1. He knows how to count. This is important for census work. 

2. He knows how to drive. Most of the time. (If you’re his passenger, use your seatbelt. Prayer is recommended.) 

3. He knows how to be a friend. All of the time.

4. –  5. He knows the Pux. And Remo. (Counts as two)

6. He knows a town in the California desert where, if you ask the location of a mailbox, some reply, “Outgoing?”. 

7. He knows how to have beautiful grand children. Fortunately, all of his children take after their Mom.  Thanks, Anne!

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