Thursday, August 28, 2014

Positive thoughts for the day…

Wouldn’t it be nice if –

…you know who will send his dad a check for he knows what;

…the Yankees win their final 31 games to finish 100 – 62;

…given that outdoor shooting ranges are an increasingly popular destination for families who lust after firing military grade weapons, including automatic AK-47s, and given that a nine year old girl lost control of an Uzi on an Arizona shooting range and shot and killed her instructor, ranges will increase the minimum age required to fire grenade launchers to ten.

(Note: the events are ranked in their order of likelihood.)

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