LT and I visited at the Picasners several days ago and was pleased to find the Learned One in fine shape. Picasner was feeling better as well - although this has been a particularly difficult season for our favorite, and August, 2008 the month of the
Great Protracted Rodriguez- Giambi Mutual Swoon.
Tinkerin' Joe left them in the 4 and 5 holes all month long killing rally after rally, losing game after game. Giambi tried facial hair and women's underwear to change things up. Joe had nothing and got 10 games out.
Mike Mussina completely reinvents himself as a baffling major league pitcher. Mooses becomes the AL Jamie Moyer pitching into his mid-40s, winning 300 games, and going to the Hall of Fame. Joe had nothing.
John Did You Know I Was A POW McCain changed things up in the political arena choosing Ms. Who-Are-You Gun Toting I'll Be Making the Pregnancy Decisions Around Here Palin to succeed him as The Leader of the Free World if elected (so-so chances) and suffers a fatal pulmonary event wile in office (really good chance). Joe had nothing.
Tom Coughlin, after years of hard-assed-ness, reinvents himself as a player's coach and wins a Super Bowl.
Joe's reinvention is necessary... soon... very soon.
Chad Ocho Cinco? Chad Picasner? Not just a coincidence!
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