General commentary from one who should know better. Current NY Yankee events, politics, sports, and other areas of disinterest will be both thoughtfully and thoughtlessly addressed. You decide which is which. Look for Chad Picasner and V. Kanockers to appear here!
Sunday, February 28, 2010
WHO'S #1?
Has anyone other than Vod noticed that Triche plays less and less as the season progresses? He still starts but that's okay because it isn't long before Syracuse's version of the Chinese Bandits enter: The "J" team of Jardine & Joseph. Almost doesn't seen fair, does it?
So who's number one: Purdue be damned, it's Syracuse.
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
A FEW QUICKIES
The San Fran Giants' 22-year old 3rd baseman, Pablo Sandoval, is being touted as a future superstar. Pablo is 5'11" and weighs 245 lbs, which means he looks like Picasner after a big meal. In an effort to positively affect his weight problem, the Giants put him on a food regimen for the winter. And it worked: he positively gained weight. His trainer said, "We were doing all right until he escaped."
***BYE-BYE MANNY***
Manny says this is his last year in L.A. Must be getting a early start on his summer vacation.
***I KNEW IT ALL THE TIME***
Johnny Damon has officially signed with the Tigers. His reaction: "This is where I wanted to be from day one." Day one, of course being last Sunday.
***I CAN'T WAIT***
American skater, Evan Lysacek, has announced his engagement to gymnast Nastia Liukin. With male skaters often being perceived as "feminine," and female gymnasts as feminine without the hormones, this ought to be a really interesting ceremony. I wonder who will wear the dress?
***USA HOCKEY TEAM BEATS CANADA***
After this shocker, many Americans are declaring themselves hockey fans. When asked if they thought an American team would win the Stanley Cup, they replied, "They sure will! ...What, uh, cup is that?"
Just a side note, our friend Bob Matthews predicted a win for Team Canada, 5-2. Atta boy, Bob.
***SYRACUSE - PROVIDENCE TONIGHT***
The Orange won the first meeting on Feb. 2nd. When asked about the game, Providence coach, Keno Davis said, "We knew what to expect." When the reporter mentioned the final score, 85-68, Davis replied, "We got what we expected."
***SPEAKING OF WHICH***
UCONN beat West Virginia last night 73-62, in another Big East Battle Royal. UCONN coach Jim Calhoun, one technical, WVA coach, two technicals and an ejection. The two T's ended whatever chance the Mountaineers had of winning the game. Analyst Jay Bilas blamed the referees. During the replay, he showed the referee standing right in Huggins face while Huggins ranted and raved. Bilas' take: "Why did the ref stand there? Nothing was going to change, all he did was infuriate Huggins. He finally walked away a few steps and THEN "T'd" him up." Huggins, of course, thought it was over with when the ref walked away and when he got called, had a second spaz with a similar result. I think Jay had a good point.
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Monday, February 22, 2010
AROUND THE HORN WITH CHAD
***GREAT JOB, NBC***
You want to watch Ice Dancing? Okay, here it is...wait, let's check into the hockey game. Here we go to the two-man bobsled: Wow, I thought he was going to turn over that time. Did you see the...and now back to ice dancing. Can we just please watch an event? the whole event? NBC, you should learn from USA Network. They start out with curling (it's like bowling with out the beer) and stay with it . And stay with it. and stay with it. Do you enjoy watching golfers discuss a 6-foot putt for 5 minutes? Then you'll love watching these guys discuss where to slide the "rock" for 10 minutes. An occasional heated argument might liven things up.
The downhill-ski cross-super G-combination- slalom event (did I get that right?) was pretty exciting on it's own. I didn't need some analyst having apoplexy every time a skier went over a hill and waved his arms. They should add rifles to this event and let the skiers take pot shots at the analyst as they ski down the hill. "Wow! He almost got me that time, Bill. Bill? Bill??"
Maybe there will be a new event tonight: The Nordic Bob Costas Hair-Comb Event.
***SPORTS BRAWLS***
There's an old joke, "I went to the fights last night and a Hockey game broke out." There is a train of thought that we bloodthirsty fans go to hockey games just for the fights. And to racing events to see the crashes. We've seen fights at baseball games, basketball games, soccer games and even football games. BUT. Leave it to Rochester to go everyone a little better. This weekend a fight broke out at a fashion show. Yeah,that's right, a fashion show. What could have been the problem? "Those are MY shoes, you b**ch!" That's has got to be a sight: two stick figures duking it out on the runway. But very fashionably dressed.
Okay, I'm all right now.
***A GREAT LINE***
...with a slight adjustment by Chad.
From Brad Dickson of the Omaha World-Herald: "One bobsled event features four men together sliding across the ice. In (Oswego) during the winter, we call that a carpool."
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Sunday, February 21, 2010
RYAN MILLER!
JUST A FEW BLURBS
A very sloppy wrestling...er, basketball game in Nashville last night. Vandy's game plan was simple: If you can't beat 'em, beat 'em up. The game was full of surprises, the refs actually called some of the walking violations and there was an actual carrying or palming violation. Vanderbilt could have tied the game with 2 seconds left, but their big man, AJ Ogilvy, grabbed a long pass and proceeded to miss an 8-foot push shot. On the bright side, in two years the NCAA will forfeit this game to Vandy after discovering some inappropriate recruiting tactics by Kentucky coach, John Calipari. Of course, he'll probably be coaching at USC by then.
***THIS SHOULD MAKE VOD HAPPY***
An unnamed left-handed outfielder has signed with the Detroit Tigers. There goes my favorite post.
***SOME INTERESTING COMMENTS***
From Alex Kaseberg: Some controversy at the Vancouver Olympics. Today three of the men’s figure skaters tested positive for Appletinis.
From Alan Ray: "How do you spot a curling team's dorm at the Olympic Village?" "Their floors are always extremely clean."
Reggie Hays (Fort Wayne News-Sentinel), on last week's Daytona 500: "The race was delayed while officials worked to fix a pothole. They considered using professional Highway Department workers fix it, but were afraid the fans would get restless during the two-year wait."
***FROM BUSTER OLNEY'S COLUMN***
Satchel Paige's "Rules For Staying Young"
1. Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood.
2. If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.
3. Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move.
4. Go very light on the vices, such as carrying on in society -- the social ramble ain't restful.
5. Avoid running at all times.
6. And don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
Annie-O is doing well with her treatment for Thyroid cancer.
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Friday, February 19, 2010
Ban the Ball
Hack A Hoya
Thursday, February 18, 2010
ALL QUIET ON THE SOUTHERN FRONT
For the first time since the late '60's, when the Yankees' only goal was to finish IN the American League, there are no scandals, feuds or fights looming in the Yankee camp. Oh, there are some story lines: who's in Left, Granderson or Gardner; who bats second, Granderson or Johnson; who will be the fifth starter, Chamberlain or Hughes? In Girardi's first interview, it took the reporters almost half an hour to get around to A-Rod. They tried: What are you going to do about Jeter's contract? Or Rivera's contract? Or Girardi's? Everyone just smiled. Well, this is no fun. Can't we at least have Swisher & Granderson wrestle over who gets uniform #33? I guess we'll have to count on Vod to find the chink in their armor and make a mountain out of some molehill.
***IN OTHER NEWS...***
Lindsey Vonn, she of the golden tresses and bum leg, wins the gold in the downhill. I see a Playboy Pictorial in her future. Shaun White takes the gold in the Halfpipe event, which I believe is what he smoked before trying some of those stunts.
Johnny Damon is still unsigned and Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still...
Syracuse - Georgetown in another battle of the century tonight. You haven't played in the Big East until you play the Hoyas in Georgetown...especially with a Syracuse jersey on. Forget the final Four, there will be blood on the court after this one.
I say again, if the Mets need a catcher so badly, why isn't Jose Molina being mentioned? I think GM Omar Minaya is such a bad judge of talent, he'd be trying to sign Babe Ruth if he could get a dead man to hold the pen.
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Tuesday, February 16, 2010
OKAY, SHAMED ME INTO IT
***IT STARTS TOMORROW***
Yes, it's here boys and girls, spring training and the Yanks defense of title #27. Pitchers and catchers start Wednesday, the day after the last Superbowl post game show. Luckily the 1st pre-game show for Superbowl XLV isn't scheduled until March 1st.
The front of CC Sabathia's limo is due in Tampa about 9:00 PM tonight, with the rest of it arriving about 8:00 AM tomorrow. One of the most valuable Yankees won't be attending spring training this year. Trainer Gene Monahan will be absent due to an undisclosed illness. The Yanks will miss him as he was scheduled to be Nick Johnson's roommate.
***ARE YOU SURE WE CARE?***
A new debate is starting in south Florida: Should the Marlins name be the Florida Marlins or the Miami Marlins? Picasner's suggestion is the Miami (Florida, not Ohio) Marlins of Dade County, slightly north of Cuba. Okay, maybe it's a little long, but tell that to the California Angels of...well, you know.
***SEE WHAT YOU LEARN WHEN YOU'RE SICK?***
Picasner's been locked into a new recliner this week because of a bad cold, and, out of desperation, has turned to the Olympics. Since my favorite sporting activities involve sitting in the sun with a beer, I've never been a big fan of the Winter Olympics. I don't know where I've been but there are some new events I'll need to catch up on.
Cross-boarding or snowboardcross or what ever: It took a while to catch on, but apparently it's 4 guys (mandatory 2 Americans) on miniature surfboards racing down a hill with rules similar to roller derby. Pushing, shoving and cutting people off appear to be allowed.
I know about the Downhill and Slalom, but what's Giant Slalom? Bigger skiers? Bigger flags? How about Super combination? Skiing while eating a McDonald's Kiddie meal? And I'm not going anywhere near Super G.
Skating is always nice, but it was years before I figured out the difference between Pairs and Dance. I think Dance is just Pairs with flashier costumes.
***AND A LITTLE BASKETBALL***
It might actually be good for Syracuse to lose a game, just to show them they can't just throw jerseys #1 & #4 out on the court and expect a victory. Villanova got beat, too, but Kansas & Kentucky roll along. Come over to the Big East, guys, where EVERY night is a tough game.
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Monday, February 15, 2010
Achoo
Sunday, February 14, 2010
No Valentines for the Orange
Dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble ...
Doink.
Those were the sounds in the "Loud House" today.
The Orange yawning on the defensives boards.
Jardine turning into a dribbling black hole running/ruining the offense.
The SU offensive doinking shots from all over the floor.
Indeed, the Orange were both ranked and "rank".
What?
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Say what you mean...
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
JESSIE WILL BE LOOKING FOR YOU, NOT ME
***...AND ALL THE TIME, I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SPORTS BLOG***
Here we are arguing proper English, which no one uses anymore if I may judge by looking at restaurant menus and newspaper articles. (Don't get excited, Vod, the NY Times is excluded.)
However, my friends on ESPN continue to abuse the language and insult our intelligence (?) on a daily basis. The latest from the 'lingo experts:'
# "He's not alley, he's ooper." (describing an alley-oop play)
# "Stop looking at my lemonade!" (I have no clue what he was talking about)
# "That's another row-add win for..." (That's road. not row-add, road. ROAD!)
Makes you long for Michael Kay, doesn't it?
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More Baloney Anyone?
Tuesday, February 09, 2010
I BETTER WATCH WHAT I SAY
In his haste to find a reason to slap me upside the head (like he needs a reason), Vod neglected to read my posting. I said it was a good game to watch, commented only on the age of The Who, and said the commercials were not outstanding. But thanks for the game recap. I was impressed with the poise of Brees and the Saints.
***VILLANOVA-WEST VIRGINIA***
THIS game was not outstanding, Vod. The commentators kept saying that WVA had no offense and Villanova was not allowing them inside. All true as far as they went. I saw dozens of three-point opportunities that WVA never tried. That made it easy for 'Nova to collapse into the middle. I think any team that is willing to take the 3's (and make some, of course) will give the Wildcats some trouble. I never really felt that WVA was in the game and neither did they, apparently.
***ESPN says that if I wasn't impressed with one of their Top Ten plays, I should take "awesome lessons." Anyone know what that means?
***NEW FEATURE - WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO...?***
Jose Molina? The Mets (among others) are searching for a catcher and are currently looking at a guy (forgot his name) who MAY hit .250, is a marginal defensive player with a lousy arm and not noted for his ability to handle a pitching staff. Jose, can you see...? (sorry about that)
Monday, February 08, 2010
Why I Regularly Slap Picasner Upside the Head
AROUND THE HORN
All week, I read that while New Orleans had the better team, Indianapolis was favored because of Peyton Manning. Come crunch time, however, it was Eli's big brother who made THE critical mistake. A good game to watch, decent, but not outstanding, commercials ('specially liked the Letterman-Winfrey-Leno spot) and, of course, The Who, or as my 7-year old granddaughter said, "Are those old people?"
***OKAY, I'M OFFICIALLY TIRED OF THIS***
Rumor has it that the Braves and the Tigers are mildly interested in Johnny Damon, with Tampa Bay, a longshot. Pretty soon, I'll have to sign him myself, just to get him out of our hair.
***CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?***
Phil Mushnick, a columnist for the NY Post, is no big fan of Mike Francesa (remember Mike and the Mad Dog?).
"The best thing about the week before the Super Bowl is watching as Mike invites big shots into his booth -- to hear him speak. He invited NFLPA exec. director, DeMaurice Smith in to hear Mike's lecture in NFL labor issues. Smith is new at this, but he quickly learned that all he had to do was say, from time to time, 'You're absolutely right, Mike.' All this from Francesa, who, for the last two months, has been calling Colts coach Jim Caldwell 'Cardwell.' Caldwell has acknowledged that all these years he has been mispronouncing his own name: If Mike Francesa says it's Cardwell, well then... it must be Cardwell."
***IF I HAD TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN,...***
Why is that the coach of the losing team, when asked if he would change anything, he always says, "No, we would have done the same thing"? Oh, come on. At least say, "Well, we would have scored more points."
***SYRACUSE ROLLS, VILLANOVA STUMBLES***
The Orange continue to be led by one of the most stifling defenses since the Third Army. They let Cincinnati think they were in the game until they held them to ONE basket in the last 12 minutes. At least they let them bring the ball over half court. All this without their 'Premier Player,' Wes Johnson. As Vod pointed out, SU can win without him, but I believe he is a vital cog, especially against the more upper-echelon teams.
Speaking of which, Villanova faces another powerhouse tonight, West Virginia, at Morgantown. Should be a good game, since the Mountaineers play like you're holding their mother hostage.
SU reportedly has already sold 34,616 tickets for the SU-Villanova game and one writer thinks they'll go over 40,000. I hope those last 6000 bring those TV phones with them so they'll be able to tell what all the screaming is about.
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