After spending 10 years behind the curve on steroids, today Major League Baseball got out in front of possession of deadly weapons, formally banning guns, long knives, and explosives from the clubhouse.
Responding to the ban on deadly weapons, the National Rifle Association has urged all fans to boycott games until MLB adds wooden bats, hard spherical projectiles, and dangerously spiked shoes to the list of banned objects. "After all," commented Wayne LaPierre, Executive Vice President and Chief Executive Officer of the NRA, "guns don't kill ball players. Ball players kill ballplayers ."
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