V is not for Valentine

Valentine Remakes Hitchcock Horror Classis "The Birds"

While Boston Boo-Birds greet Bobby Valentine every time he walks on the field, sports pundits everywhere continue to remind us that Bobby Valentine has forgotten more baseball than any of us will ever know. I wish they would come clean and tell us that most of what Bobby has forgotten and what he still "knows" is, well, mostly wrong.

He's Number One... but Behaves Like Number Two

After watching Bobby tip his cap to the booing home crowd as he walked back to the dugout after making a pitching change I've decided to tip mine to tailgating drivers and morons who cut me off at 70 mph. It's the same as giving them the finger, right?

For Insiders Only

I was told by reliable source in the Red Sox front office that Bobby Valentine was hired because they considered him the best man to see eye to eye with team leader Dustin Pedroia. They are now concerned that height was not the best criteria to use in making their decision.

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