Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Fair and Balanced

The Silly Season shifts into high gear with the Iowa caucuses and it has already provided us with more silliness than any other that I can recall. This year's cast of characters has included, in occsasionally alphabetical order, Michelle (one l or 2) Bachhman, The Hermanator, The Paul family, Tim Pawlenty, Rick "Gov. Good Hair" Perry, Mitt (??? How many names does one man need???) Romney, and TA DA... The namesake of THE NEWT! There are a few other people included in the republican presidential primary debates, but none add to the witty charm and charisma of this merry band of pranksters. Jon Huntsman? Far to bright and experienced to be included in the first tier of liars, cheaters, and theives - in spite of hair as nice as Mr. Perry's. Even The Trump-meister couldn't crack this lot with more bankrupcies than Newt has wives and sporting a Davy Crocket Coon Skin C,ap hairdo.

I'm kidding, of course. These are all serious people, seriously working their agenda. A serious matter for everyone, and I'll give this Silly Season all the seriosness it deserves, as Chad will with his. And at the end, we'll crown The NEWT of The Year! Who do you think Simon will vote for?

This post has not been proof read, spell checked or grammar checked. If you can figure out anything from the stuff my guys have blabbed, are currently blabbing or will soon blab, you'll have no problem with this.

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