JETER DOES IT

***THIS IS WORTH A 2ND POSTING***
Derek has always had a flair for the dramatic and in achieving his goal of 3000 hits, he even out did himself.
He got #3000 by hitting a home run.
He went 5 for 5 with a stolen base.
His fifth hit drove in the winning run.
Other than working the concession stand and personally selling his 3000-hit jerseys and caps, there can't be much more he could have done.
And Annie-O is in a state of ecstasy.
CONGRATULATIONS DEREK JETER

The Dodgers have fired former first baseman Steve Garvey from their Marketing and Community Relations Department. Considering his personal history, it's apparent Steve and the Dodgers had a different idea as to what 'Community Relations' meant.

***THEY SAID IT***
"Lawyers for Dominique Strauss Kahn now say that the maid in the ritzy hotel also worked as a hooker. A maid who is also a hooker. That’s like Arnold Schwarzenegger’s dream date."
--Jay Leno
Since the MLB precedent has been set for long names that accurately reflect a team's situation, wouldn't it be more appropriate to start referring to them as the "U. S. Bankruptcy Court Dodgers of Los Angeles"? --Janice Hough
"I don't know how an organization that sells a beer for $12 runs out of money, but they did." --Jimmy Kimmel
"The Daily Mail reports the Seattle Mariners are one of of several MLB teams who, in recognition of allergies, plan to have nut-free games this year. I thought they did that when they they released Milton Bradley." --RJ Currie

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