However, several well-deserved awards include Daisuke Matsuzaka nailing down the They Love Me Pitching Batting Practice Golden Nerf Ball for allowing 7 runs in 2 innings to the previously hapless Rays.
Former Rays pitcher (?) Dan Wheeler, now a Red Sox legend, receives the coveted How to Get Even with Your Last Team Pie in the Face for allowing his ex-mates to score 4 runs in one inning of work. Dan was also 1st runner up for the Golden Nerf.
Sadly, Tim Wakefield secured the It Breaks My Heart Memorial Hankey for another tear-filled relief role by an aging gentlemen who should be doing something else with his life.
And the recipient of the You Light Up My Life Halogen Halo goes to... Kevin Youkilis. With the bases loaded and no outs the Pumpkin-Headed One hit a wicked shot to second baseman Ben Zobrist who snagged the liner and doubled up Dustin Pedroia at 2nd. Now that's entertainment.
Have a dandy. VK
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