Monday, April 19, 2010

Yes, I know. It's Still Early.

Can you believe it? 7.4 % of the 2010 season is in the books. Just a few early questions -

Is Mark Teixeira is actually hitting .429? Yes – according to Bret Gardner’s personal scorer.

Most significant reason why the Yankees have 10 straight error-free games? Mark Teixeira.

Favorite batting averages of the early season? J. D. Drew .132, David Ortiz .171 - Keep it on the interstate, boys.

Has anyone asked Javier Vasquez how much more he enjoys pitching in the American League than the NL? Let’s get Kim to do it.

How many times has Flash used the phrase “He didn’t try to do too much with it (that pitch). 27

Best early example of Picasner Selective Reasoning? Boo Hoos that Nick Johnson was called out on an attempted steal of second while ignoring Matsui being called out at home while the home plate ump simply hung out behind Jorge and never got a decent look at the play. Now that’s nonchalant.

Favorite hitter-making-pitchers-work story? Nick “The Eye” Swisher recently worked the pitcher for a grand total of 8 pitches in 4 at bats.

Got to go before I’m mistaken for someone who cares about this stuff.

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