Everyone is Invited

Hey, Chad, please include Jeter Boy in the Teixeira - ARod Race to Mediocre Batting Stats. Sadly, God is busy with more pressing matters than Derek's .269 and continuing to head in the wrong direction BA and can only infrequently provide our hero a favorable response to his on deck RFBs (Request for Blessing).

And, to continue the Chad Picasner at Large tradition of stating the obvious, Tiger Woods is a mess, and it's more than his golf game. ESPN has produced player introduction vignettes that display the player's digital image (waste up view), name, and national flag, while an announcer delivers a few comments about the player. Phil Mickelson displays his goofy grin, and Paul Casey, like everyone else, flashes a nice smile. Everyone but Tiger. Tiger turns to face the viewer, folds his arms across his chest, and stares expressionless into the camera. It is the image of a man with far greater problems than reading the break on the next putt or how to sell the Nike Method putter. Oh, my. I guess he's got that figured out, getting it mentioned in CPaL!