Hail Picasner

Our hero got it exactly right. Phil Simms, in a word, sucks as an analyst. Troy Aikmin, on the other hand, just gets better with experience. He can even do a Cowboys game and remain informative, insightful, and balanced.

On the basketball side, Sean McDonough (somebody spell that for me) and Jay Bilas are the best of the lot. Bilas recognizes players that bring more than scoring and together, Bilas and McD make Bill Raftery almost bearable.

Plea to the Yankees: Please, don't put Gardner and Swisher in the outfield at the same time. One of them is painful. Both... cruel and unusual punishment.

Huge disagreement in the Kanockers household about this year's Super Bowl. I want lobster bisque, shrimp, and fruit. My honey insists on the more traditional chili, pizza, and wings. Who's playing in this affair?