Hail to the Chief

Thank you, Roy Halladay, today and everyday you shut down the Dark Side of the Farce.

Thank you Tom Watson for the most memorable British Open I have ever seen.

Thank you, Tiger Woods, for not making the cut and taking your on-course club throwing tantrums and foul mouth elsewhere. It was a more civil tournament without you.

Thank you Mark Sanford, John Ensign, Chip Pickering, Jeff Sessions, Lindsey Graham and all the boys at the Prayer House for creating a monument to Republican Hypocrisy. Hey, John, how about spotting us $96 Gs to forget your name?

Thank you Jason Bay for going in the tank with a current .255 BA. I wish you .240.

Than you Theo Epstein for counting on a post-juicing David Ortiz and a forever-young Jason Varitek, for believing that J D Drew was the answer to any problem, and failing to acquire a shortstop over the past several years. Makes for a pennant race.

Hey, Picasner, get busy.

Vod