Saturday, December 06, 2008

PICASNER'S NEW JOB

***YA GOTTA LUV BOB MATTHEWS***
Picasner is now convinced that he can earn money at home with the help of Bob Matthews' sports acumen. Bob, as you loyal readers know, is a sports columnist for the Rochester D & C. His forte is predicting the outcome of sports events...and he's not very good at it. Therefore, betting against him could be very profitable.

Yesterday, Bob went to great lengths to explain his pick in the Mid-America Conference championship game. "The Buffalo Bulls have enjoyed a fine football season but they'll be in over their heads at Ford Field in Detroit against Ball State tonight. Ball State is ranked 12th in the nation and has outscored opponents 416-200...etc." His prediction: Ball State 42, Buffalo 17. Well Bob, you had all the facts on your side, but...final score: Buffalo 42 Ball State 24. I guess you still have to play the game, Bob.

I believe Bob also took Custer and the points against the Sioux. Watusi, you should call up Matthews' column every Thursday and get his pro-football guesses.

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